What Is the Cute Server Up To?

The hot server comes up with a spectacular idea about how to put some recently obtained Chilton Co. peaches to good use: Peach cobbler a la mode. Served warm straight out of the oven with cold vanilla ice cream. Whatever her plan is, delicious is an understatement. It’s a flight in plush first class seats straight into the glucose stratosphere, but dang, is it good. And that’s to say nothing of peach muffins she just made. With comely looks, swanky moves and her culinary adventurous nature, I can only conclude that she has something in mind, as in, some ulterior motive for serving treats so good that they should probably be illegal. What is it she wants out of me in return? Wild thoughts enter my mind…